They were just two underachievers
In a sleepy one-horse town
Fate brought them together or so they said
He had a face you can't remember
Even when he'd hang around
But it didn't take allot to turn her head
He'll never be a diamond
But to her he's bright enough
He's a Cubic Zirconium in the Rough
He's a Cubic Zirconium in the Rough