Hey Beefy, long time, no see
I used to be your fan, remember me?
Faithful 7? I coined the term.
My long-term fanship can be confirmed.
On numerous occations, I supported you
I donated cash, bought CDs too
I preordered a shirt 4 years ago
will I ever receive it? I don't know
I sent you an email back in '09
if I need to pay extra, that'll be fine
But I haven't heard a single word from you
You're half mexican, but the other half j**
So you shunned me like Incredi-boy
but Syndrome is back and I'm not overjoyed
To be shirtless but I digress
I shouldn't be discussing my state of undress
Beefy, you owe me a T-shirt
I'm begging you please until my knees hurt
So, please sir, I just want my t-shirt
I'm doing this the only way that I will be heard
this track sounds goth - I thought it might
but that doesn't mean I have an aversion to white
I just want a shirt - I don't care about the shade
to be honest, any shirt would be OK
And I know I'm starting to sound like "Stan"
"Dear beefy, I'm your number one fan
and you know what? I'm half mexican too
...not really, but I stil like mexican food"
I sent you mail but you didn't respond
deleted by the hard working Google cylons
or maybe you just gave me the cold shoulder
or maybe you got it, but just glossed over
I don't know, in fact I really don't care
I just wish you would send me something to wear
If you don't at least refund my 16 bucks
I'll be forced to tell the internet how much you s**
Beefy, you owe me a T-shirt
I'm begging you please until my knees hurt
So, please sir, I just want my t-shirt
I'm doing this the only way that I will be heard