I thought maybe there's some way to improve my odds
of winning songfight so I prayed to God
but the prayers to the man on high were seemingly ignored
so I directed my request to the dark lord
and what at first seemed like a joke
the deceiver appeared in a puff of smoke
he said "hey man, can I get you a drink?
I can help you win the songfight this week
so if think that you agree
all you have to do is bow down and worship me"
So all gotta do is take my soul
and place it under your control?
and he said "yeah, that's exactly right
and I can teach you the unholy powers of the mic
you will learn the darkest power of rhyme"
well, hurry up we don't have much time!
April showers of blood will pour down
and the people in the crowd will recognise the sound
of evil incarnate on the track
as I throw up the horns and I dress in black
what what what what what what what
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah come on, here we go
So with a prick of my finger, I sign my name
so that I can win songfight and the devil can claim
my soul if in fact I win the contest
and the devil is going to try his best
so we worked and we went in every direction
trying to achieve some unholy perfection
hey mr. satan, lets add a 303
and encode the track to an MP3
I record my vocals and I let it all out
because optional challenges are what I'm about
with unholy rage and a dark tenacity
I record all my vocals into audacity
Working within the time limitation
this song is pure evil dedication
Finalize the track, and submit my song
I'll be internet famous before too long
I type my name, all one word
followed by an underscore
and then an acronym made of the words
in the title that I'm submitting for
A N T I S O C
underscore ea dot MP3
open my email, subject is fight name
then in the body I type my band name
and I'm on the boards as the votes roll in
secretly backed by the sultan of sin
they love my track it's plain to see
"soon your soul will belong to me"
not so fast, read the contract
if I don't win, I get my soul back
"of course you'll win, how could you not?"
and I was beaten by MC Frontalot
April showers of blood will pour down
and the people in the crowd will recognise the sound
of evil incarnate on the track
as I throw up the horns and I dress in black
"Nobody can beat that guy..."
well, I guess there's always next week
it was fun satan, give me a call sometime
"Peace out, yo"