9:30 in the evening as the sun goes down
the crew gets ready to make the rounds
we pile into my dodge caravan
because it holds more junk than a 4 door sedan
we arrive at strip mall full of shops
dressed in all black just like spec ops
and we don't really like it when we get caught
so we take another loop just to ditch the cops
9:45 we arrive at You Squared
we know we can find some technology there
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we ditch the van far away not to look suspicious
even though our intentions are not malicious
it's dark at night so we bring our flashies
dig in the dumpster, kinda trashy
found a dead squirrel, man that's nasty
put a spool of cat5 in our backseat
Dumpster Divin' - get lots of junk
find great stuff and throw it in the trunk
Dumster Divin' the new frontier
Makin this DD life a career
10:05 we pull in quick
to a warehouse of potato chips
2 boxes of doritos toss in the ride
I bet they have more boxes of chips inside
10:15 we head to eb games
find a couple posters we can frame
back in the van, we see the cops is back
so we decide to hold off on Radio Shack
10:20 we arrive at the video store
when we open the trash, my jaw hits the floor
a hundred thirty seven soda pops
we load em up fast cause we spot the cops
another couple loops to ditch the jakes
spot another shop an we hit the brakes
Staples is great, I'm not gonna lie
we load up on CD-Rs and office supplies
Dumpster Divin' - get lots of junk
find great stuff and throw it in the trunk
Dumster Divin' the new frontier
Makin this DD life a career
As we leavin the lot we get pulled over and stopped
have a little chat with the local cops
they ask us for all of our IDs
we need a background check? dumpster please!
they ask us if we been diggin through trash
they ask us if we been smokin gra**
yes sir, no sir, was what we replied
and thank you for the kind advice
they let us go, so we decide to split
we all decide that it's time to quit
by this time it's 11:00pm
so we head down to the Village Inn
grab some coffee and shoot the breeze
divide up all of our CDs
divide up the check and tip the waiter
another great friday night dumpster caper