Oh sh** I'm drunk again
Have to find a taxi, cannot drive the van
Vodka and tequila helped me through the night
Don't know who I am, something's disturbing my sight
I really should be at home but I can't remember where I live
Got sick all over my girlfriend, again I have to piss
Crawling home for the fifth time this week
My liver and my mind are playing hide and seek
But I don't worry, I'm happy when I drink
And I don't care if my friends say I stink
It's Saturday night, I am in a fight
Someone took my girlfriend, I had to set it right
Smashed the f**er's face with a bottle of gin
Showed him places of the bar where he never could have been
But he was not alone, his friends came after me
Ran as fast as I could but now I'm dizzy on my knees
Crawling home again
Lost three teeth and there's blood on my shirt
Some busted ribs, a broken jaw
A guy with a baseball bat was the last thing I saw