He was stubborn as a mule
Clear goal his life would rule
He would crawl, sneak up and watch
One job he would never botch
He's a man of strong resolve
Takes a life and problem solved
When he reached his oone true goal
Finally sh** took its toll
Whisky, please
Double, please
Tripple, please
Over..
When the day had turned to night
Fast and vile like a gang fight
His dark shadow you could see
Quick and moving quietly
Scream spread just like tear ga**
Then the sound of shattered gla**
Mates went looking - terrified
His dead body they did find
Whisky, please
Double, please
Tripple, please
Over..
Moving spirit - no parole
Every party's heart and soul
Said no way to make him skid
Vodka, lasers and who*es did
With peristence of a tank
Every enemy he would flank
He would wallow in warm booze
who*es and vodka made him lose
Whisky, please
Double, please
Tripple, please
Over..