Hello
This is a Public Service Announcement
My name is Moe and I am 10 years old
I cuss, I've been cussing since I could talk
I say words like b**h, hoe, sh**, f**, a**...
And also dick s**er!
I also like seeing b**hes naked
It makes my wee wee stiff
I can't wait 'till my balls drop so I can get a piece of a**
Now, whether you believe it or not, so does your child
Yes, that's correct!
Your preschooler wants to stick his wee wee in a b**hes a** too
Don't believe me? Just ask him
We been wanting to!
All because of Tony Mike's music
It makes it sound cool, and I wanna be just like him
I wanna drink Everclear and say 'f** the police' too!
Now this has been a Public Service Announcement
Brought to you in part by Moe's nuts