[Intro]
Yo Brendon, she was gonna leave your a** b**h!
[Verse 1]
I bring you the raw, make you cling to the wall/
And scream when I draw my f**in penis from my drawls
Taste the semens chalky salt, lick it clean from my balls/
Swallow skeet, lick your teeth, don't eat 'till it dissolves
I'm in need of a blonde, preferably with no arms/
Amputee broads don't swing when I knee em in the jaw
I'll give you a reason to call, the police, call em all/
b**h I got the balls to pull my heat on the law
And believe it or not, I got being mean from my mom/
The b**h's the 'mark of the beast', she's the demons and all
But I'ma leave it alone and keep on singing my song/
To all these slore a** hoes, my dingaling down they thongs
I'm not evil or wrong, I'm just uneducated/
I never learned to behave, i was self emancipated
Ran away and waited to be elated making marks on this pavement/
Of this cave, and what's taking so long? I'm again day to day and
Gosh dang it, deggumit, darn it, dagnabbit/
I'ma sonuvab**h ba*tard, wetback slash cracker/
The only patch of green gra** in a motherf**in pasture/
Poor white trash, I'ma natural disaster
I'm a spacker, Asian beaver wacker, wacky tobaccy packer/
Clickity clack faster, bada**, bra** knuckle smacker
Wack rapper attacker, Nabster file snatcher/
Trash and plastered, I'll drag a drag from a dragster
What!?
[Bridge]
Yeah, I'ma go out and f**ing marry Lee Grace Dougherty. I don't give a f** she's in prison. Thats my b**h now. I'ma make her my b**h, we gonna get married
[Verse 2]
Yeah...
All things 'hakuna matta' when I'm screwing ya daughta/
Drew, I'ma do to your b**h what I used to do to ya momma
*Gasp*
Absolut vodka, Khalua, Pina coloda/
We all beat her p**y up, like it's a juicy pinata. (Yeah!)
If you habla co*ka, I keep a Glock on my co*k/
Ziplocs in my sock, Hilltop is the block
Take shots at the cops, Dasher police know this/
The most ferocious, dopest, my flows the most potent
Smoke hocus pocus to roaches, I'm unable to focus/
Mix vodka with my sodas and tote a toaster without a holster
I'ma Cowboy, Madville, our dangalangs you s**/
Reppin 3 fingers down over 2 fingers up
Get drunk and play with guns, a grandma's face I f**/
You taste a hair? I don't care, i just shaved my nuts
These motherf**ers run around like Captain Save-a-s*ut/
I just get these b**hes drunk and jump into their c*nt
I never been a sh** talker, I'll kick your grandpa's walker/
Got fired from Big Lots! for smacking a secret shopper
You eat tuna, shrimp, and lobster? you'll eat b**hes from Valdosta/
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[Verse 3]
Uh
Shout out to The Synthesis, i play these b**hes like an instrument/
If i said some sh**, i meant the sh**, got no time for this riddle sh**
Stick my dick against her lips, while I lick her clit a little bit/
I'd stick it in her a**, but i dont know how much sh** my dick would get
That's right, I'm f**in raw, a b**h that stuffs her bra/
No tits, but heyyy!! She licks my a** and s**s my balls!
Yeah I f** with y'all till my rubber busts, f** these s*uts/
I'd beat em like percussion but my bat is in my cousin's truck
Huffin dust, huffin rush, mushrooms and a bunch of stuff/
While f**in s*uts, with a bunch of bumps on their c*nts, I'm drunk as f**!
Hit a f**in s*ut with an uppercut, i bust these s*uts/
Got a p**y and some titties, you're a who*e a** c*nt
Only good for f**in, rubbin, touchin, and s**in/
Take away that and cookin, women are good for nothing. (Haha!)
Trust me, sometimes I think I'm better off dating a f**in hooker/
Go on a blind date with a blind skank, man she's a looker!
Every line i spit, i stand behind the sh**/
If i say I'ma k** you, prepare to die, that's it!
My ride or die chick, be riding my dick/
While we doing drive bys, man idolize this!
I'ma finalize this and begin rappin on my b**h/
Lee stripped for a bit, then sipped on my dick
I'm the one that set up the f**in bank that they robbed/
Gave em a loaded AK and the getaway car
We was supposed to meet up, but her a** got caught/
Now i gotta mastermind breakin her f**in a** out