Can I hit it in the mornin'
And every time of day that's after that?!
Cause I'm a Monster goin' Back to Back
Kick it with some apple-bottom models
With a ma**ive rack, you know…
Kardashians and hacky sack
Okay, so tell us ‘bout yourself
Can you name a couple goals
Can I say Latino Pac
And the first to a trillion sold?!
I'm trying to find a way to
Explain to you that I'm bold
Chicago-Austinite, flow cold
Yeah, I used to work in produce
Now I got a peach chick
Showin' melons, when she turnip
Lettuce beet this...
She a vegan, but I swear she love the meat stick
Business major but she still be on some street sh**
Yeah, that's my baby, that's my baby
Bumpin' P Reign, till I drive my girl crazy
Said she loves The Game, cause she's with a major player
But even Jermaine Cole told me not to save her
I'm sorry
(Instrumental)
So even in my nightlife
I'm actin' up like Daniel Day
Trying to find the finest “bae”
That's way hotter than Mandalay
Latex for my haters
George Costanza, meet Ms. Vandelay
I'm an MC boy, I don't do what the Hammer say
But give me the beat and yeah I might just spaz
Yo I'm a pop songwriter,but might I just rap
Cause if some of these new rappers
Really write this whack
I think it's time I ignite these tracks
My homie told me slow down
And kick some hood sh**
Spit a story bout a blunt and a hood chick
Somethin' bout a bad b**h, takin' good dick
And have ‘em bang it in the club till ya hood rich!
Okay, sweat on the wood, Like she's walkin' the plank
Her flower is roses, I'm rollin' up stank
Boy been livin' a different edition
Of every life you wish you did
So really dog, why you hatin' on the kid?
I just don't get it…