[Verse 1]
We haven't talked in months; it's time I speak
I've led a little lifetime in twenty weeks
It had a very small midlife crisis too
On that dark, dark day, I thought of you
I'm stable now, from bike to trike
And I date a short girl that I really like
She's olive-skinned and smiles so much
And buckles under thumb like living plush
And I cry in the bathroom a lot
And this is barely even a song
It's just some silence that I break
It's just some silence that I break
[Chorus]
I wanna hold your crown so heavy in the sky
And sing, "You're my favorite guy tonight"
I'll hit you with my endless supply of sighs
But I hold her to my breast
Say, "You're the girl that I love best”
It's true
She may be my girl, but she's not you
[Verse 2]
It's not s**ual, it's something else
It's a willingness to turn into my lapdog self
And a willingness to cancel plans
And pledge to you on two right hands
It's my dirty feet, so brash and bare
When I walk your block, and you don't know I'm there
And the trees bow down to every house
So thick with futures unannounced
It's a rendezvous between divorcees
So sick of every three word phrase
They sit and stare over empty plates
Then one of them swallows and says, "You look great"
Then smiles crack open and knowing looks
Unravel like in romance books
And I just can't keep my stupid face
From cracking open like your mom's vase
And it hurts, and it's hard to explain
And I'm sorry that I brought it up
It's just hard not to sing
It's just hard not to sing
[Chorus]
I wanna hold your crown so heavy in the sky
And sing, "You're my favorite guy tonight"
I'll hit you with my endless supply of sighs
But I hold her to my breast
Say, "You're the girl that I love best”
It's true
She may be my girl, but she's not you
She may be my girl, but she's not you
And I cry in the bathroom a lot
And this is barely even a song
This is barely even a song