I couldn't help but notice that you're sitting alone
And it's been 20 minutes since you looked up from your phone
Do you think that you can use a new friend
Cause I sure can
Uhm I'm offering
Well, I can make you soup when your throat is sore and
I have a lot of movies so we'll never get bored
I think I'm interesting enough to hold a conversation as long as it's not about sports
I'm not really close with a lot of people and well
it doesn't take a lot for me to open up as you can tell
I think you're cool and I think I'm weird so we'll get along pretty well
I'll stick around until the very end
I can be your very best friend
or something
You can tell me secrets that I'll never share
and I'll give you advice on how to cut your hair
but don't ever let me tell you what to wear
cause I have a really bad fashion sense
I'm not really close with a lot of people you see
I don't like to refrain from being real, from being me
but you seem nice and I'm kinda funny so we'll make a really good team
I'll stick around until the very end
and I can be your very best friend
if you want that