I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized I'd lose my favorite man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began
Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf and that was that
I tried to reach the moon but when I got there
All that I could get was the air
My feet are back upon the ground
'Cause I've lost the one man that I found
I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should have realized I'd lose my favorite man
Why did I buy that satin nightie
Before the big affair began
My boiling point is much too low
For me to ever be as clever as Monroe
I think I'll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell
I have to change my plan around
'Cause I've lost the one man
He was a good man
But I've lost the one man that I found