[Verse 1]
Oh, what an ordinary day
Take out the garbage, masturbate
I'm still holding for the laugh
[Verse 2]
The dogs will bark so let them bark
The birds will cry I'll let them cry
Here's my report from the edge
[Chorus]
Like a birth in reverse
What I saw through the blinds
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies
On the cosmic eternity party line
Was a birth in reverse in America
[Verse 3]
This tune will hum me through the war
Laugh all you want but I want more
Cause what I'm swearing I never sworn before
[Chorus] (2x)
Like a birth in reverse
What I saw through the blinds
You could say that I'm saying phenomenal lies
On the cosmic eternity party line
Was a birth in reverse in America