It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system, come on
The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as covered as can be The Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way And then there's Mars, it's really red
What more can I say? The ga**y planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings
Made up of tiny crumbs We travel on to Neptune
That's a ga**y-freezy ball And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all Well, there you go, that's our solar system
You forgot Uran*s, goodnight everybody