{Chorus}
We met in Vegas you blew me off
On the main strip thanks a lot
I met your parents and they both seemed lovely
Went to your hotel filled the carpet with beers
Dam absorbent it nearly drank six
Into the carpark all the furniture went
Our adventure had just begun
In a place that’s battle born
{Verse 1}
That guys not homeless I think he’s a pimp
Intimidate him show him your shiv
He shuffles and jives but you’ve got a plan
Is dying from aids what’s making you sad
You make me laugh when everyone cries
We’ll be friends till the day I die
{Chorus}
We met in Vegas you blew me off
On the main strip thanks a lot
I met your parents and they both seemed lovely
Went to your hotel filled the carpet with beers
Dam absorbent it nearly drank six
Into the carpark all the furniture went
Our adventure had just begun
In a place that’s battle born
{Verse 2}
This guy is homeless he’s in my backyard
Trying to leave heads down the road
You pull up on him get in the car
If this happens again you’re getting stuck
You make me laugh when everyone cries
We’ll be friends till the day I die
{Chorus}
We met in Vegas you blew me off
On the main strip thanks a lot
I met your parents and they both seemed lovely
Went to your hotel filled the carpet with beers
Dam absorbent it nearly drank six
Into the carpark all the furniture went
Our adventure had just begun
In a place that’s battle born
{Outro}
You make me laugh when everyone cries
We’ll be friends till the day I die