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Where ya been?
Hey mister in the mirror, where's my friend?
I went out on on the town
And I ain't seen him since
Hey-ey, where ya been?
Well I shuffled off to the South
I took her right outside the line
And I stopped to greet a stranger at the wall
Hey feller, me and my friend, could we come on in?
I heard in here they like to pour 'em tall
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When I turned to my left and grinned
I turned and lost my friend
The air was thick and sticking to my clothes
So I waited around til the end
Though I said I'd stay til ten
Everybody here knows that's how it goes
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I are, I are leaning on the end of the bar
I outta to take my car cause I like to keep my keys
[More now and then?] I come looking for my friend
Ain't it funny how nobody saw him leave
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