I met a girl in the bahamas
Couldn't catch her name through her accent
So I just called her Lacey
Cuz she sold my friend some janky-a** shoes
She wore dark sungla**es
And a jogger's stopwatch on her left wrist
I told her i'm in a pop band
And she don't give a sh**
I guess i'm singing alone
I followed her back to a starbucks
I can't believe it's in a place like this
Did my wizard impression
It got a laugh so i sang her a surefire hit
"that's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion"
She left me singing alone
And what happened
I thought that all bands were dope
But in the bahamas
They don't
I guess i'm singing alone
I stormed my way back through the shipyard
Picked up some pot from a ten year-old kid
Didn't get to smoke my friends out though
Cuz a sea cop caught me with it
Now i'm stuck in a jail cell
Tryna tell them i'm famous
I'm the ba**ist of the miracals
They think i'm daniel radcliff
And what happened
I thought that all bands were dope
But in the bahamas
They don't
I guess i'm singing alone