Ohhh
Whenever I eat a panini
Or maybe a bowl of linguini
Or even a tiny tortilla
I get this profound diarrhoea
I reckon the stuff that I've eaten
Is screwing up my duodenum
I think I'm allergic to gluten
I can't even handle a crouton
The GP said I
Have got to try
He said I
Really need to try...
A wheat restricted diet!
Wheat restricted diet!
A wheat restricted diet!
Wheat restricted diet!