How can you just walk away from here?
How rude can a doctor be?
You're the orthopaedic registrar and we've been here since three
You're the only one that we've been waiting for
So take a look at my nan
I think she's got a broken hip
We found her in the bathroom on the floor
You know I think she must have slipped
Take a look at my nan
The casualty doctor stated
One leg is shorter than the other one
And it's externally rotated
Well take a look at my nan
Don't you know how long we've waited?
But if you can't fix her, don't resuscitate
And can we have her cremated?