Thank you for coming here
You've travelled all the way from afar
Following a heavenly star
And thanks for the gifts you've brought
I realise they can't have been cheap
I mean the shepherds only brought us a sheep
Oh but you shouldn't have
Oh you shouldn't have
Your three gifts are better than the rest
And I know which one Jesus likes best
It's the myrrh
All my companions concur
That's what the new ones prefer
It's indisputable
It's just what he wanted
All this myrrh
You're quite the entrepreneur
It's better than orange liquor
It's unconventional
I can't believe that
You brought myrrh
Pa** me that other one
From underneath the Christmas tree
I wonder what could this present be
Oh look it's heavier
And it's shinier
You have really caught me
Off my guard
I haven't even got you a card
Frankincense
What can I say to you gents
The kindness you've shown is immense
It's unbelievable
Jesus goes mental for
Frankincense
A wonderful turn of events
I'd hate to think of the expense
You've been so generous
Thanks for the frankincense
And the myrrh
Myrrh