What have I got to do to make you f** me?
What have I got to do to get laid?
Girl, I'd even settle for a blow-job
But we haven't gone past second base
Everybody else's girls will shag them
But every single night you say your tired
What the f**'s the matter with you, sh**head?
Now all my f**ing condoms have expired
It's sad
So sad
You don't even realize your making this relationship absurd
I Begged and I pleaded, I even tried to hypnotise you
Listen to my plea.....
Sally seems to be a frigid bird