Doctor...I've been hit by a car and now
a piece of bone is poking through my thigh
and...Doctor, there's another thing
I'm in floods of tears, all I do is cry
ooh yep, ooh yep, car crash, tears
I'm so miserable that I can barely talk
plus I'm in constant pain and I cannot walk
tell my doctor what's the matter
You have got a broken leg...and depression...and depression...and depression