The terror is in your radio, the terror is in your radio The terror is in your radio oh oh Strange people look at strange faces, strange people say "we are weird" Strange people look at strange faces, strange people say that "we are weird" But the terror is in your radio, the terror is in your radio oh oh Johnny come home early from work that evening, about half-past five He opened the door slowly and run into the flat expecting to find Julie there He ran upstairs and say "hi Julie I'm home", but she wasn't anywhere to be seen He looked everywhere but he coudln't find her She went out somewhere So he sat down in front of the TV to wait for his dearest Julie He switched on the TV and got into some, uh, light entertainment It was so strange she wasn't home It was so strange she wasn't home And then whilst sitting there by the TV set he saw this, uh, envelope lying on the coffee table "That's weird" He picked it up and opened it It said "To Johnny: "I'm afraid, this is Julie speaking, I'm fed up with all your chores, I'm fed up with washing your clothes, I'm fed up with waiting hand on foot on you, so I've finally decided to leave you, so that's it Johnny, that's the end of our relationship, I've finally decided to walk out on you and I'm going out with David now, I hope it's not too much of a shock"
Johnny just couldn't believe it, Julie had gone and left him He just fell back into the armchair, stunned Oh, man, he was so knocked out, he just couldn't believe it Julie had gone on an left him, what was he gonna do? He stumbled around for a while, trying to come to his senses because Julie had left him Just trying... And then the phone, the phone began to ring He picked it up I can't speak to anyone, man, get off the end of the line I can't speak to This is a real dilemma, this is a real dilemma I gotta find, I gotta find Get off the end of the line He put the receiver back where it belongs, and he settled down in the armchair again Slightly shaking from the upheavel So he went for the helpline on the radio That'll pull him out of it He'll find some, uh, he'll find some help He must find some help So he went to the radio And all he could get was this noise