My fellow Americans, I am here and happy to say
We can celebrate on this Momentous day
Now look, let me be clear
Osama Bin Laden... We caught 'em and he's outta here
It's lights out for the hide and seek champion
We found him hiding in a dusty looking mansion
So we sent a team and they rolled up on his "mans and 'em"
And sent him nighty night with a permanent justice laced ambien
Our intelligence is fly, they put in a lot of work...
Using all resources, shouts out to Google Earth
Watch for months like an eagle eyeing a rat in the dirt
Then returned the favor, brought terror right to his own turf
'Team 6' showed up in choppers, it was so cash
Lit his house with red dots like it had a rash
Navy SEALs dashed inside, left their heads spinning...
Then flew off into the night screaming "Duh, winning!"
Al Qaeda, look, our message is clear
Don't get it twisted, we refuse to live here in fear
No matter how long it takes we're right behind you...
Like Antoine Dodson said, "We gon' find you!"
Some members of Al Qaeda just won't admit...
They don't believe we got him...
They say it's not legit
They got nervous cause they know they took a major hit
They're on that 'Donald Trump' they wanna see the d**h certificate
Pakistan's amba**ador mad... He can have a seat
How'd you not know Bin Laden was living right down the street?
We went down low and did it my way...
'We we so excited' and it ain't even Friday
We played that hard ball. Warfare rugby
We had to cause Osama's agenda was fugly
I hope you're cozy in hell in a gasoline snuggie...
For the record right now you ain't messing with my dougie!
Al Qaedans all mad how we pulled off that coup...
But hater's gonna hate... You just mad cause I'm stylin' on you
You wasted decades on a jihad excursion, just to find out on the other side...
You ain't got no virgins
America we won the battle, but the war is still on
We'll fight for the freedom with our flag still flying strong
That's all I gotta say I'm heading back to the situation room
Oh, that will be two terms, please. Thank You!