The P.O.T.U.S ain't playin' no games This seat is taken, please stay in your lane Mitt's been yapping, but what is he saying? Mitt bring the first aid and I'll bring the pain He is an old light-bulb flickering faint Me tho? I'm bright like a trailblazing flame Romney thinks he wants my job But he 'ain't about that life'! Shame! Doesn't stand a chance Get's and "F" for trying Wants to be Pres, but has to face me, dude, is 'Bad Luck Brian' My likability you'll never match it Every time he talks we know that he's so 'ratchet' [CHORUS} Romney's campaign... That's that stuff I don't like! (bang, bang) Lying Republicans... That's that stuff I don't like! (bang, bang) The Tea Party... That's that stuff I don't like! (bang, bang) Mitt Romney's face... That's that... That's that stuff I don't like! They lie about my record, and fill voters with fright
Lying 'bout the facts, that's that stuff I don't like Archaic policies... You know it's not right They sell cynicism... That's that stuff you don't buy I'm not just the candidate, I'm the President Mitt got it twisted! I run this! He's just a resident Facing Mitt is an expense, a business cost So like my opinion of him, I'm just gon' write him off! Shouts out to V.P. Biden! Yo, that dude is nice! My wife Michelle... That's that... That's that chick that I like America we ain't going back, don't even fear! I hear you loud and clear when you're shouting "FOUR MORE YEARS"! [CHORUS} Romney's campaign... That's that stuff I don't like! (bang, bang) Lying Republicans... That's that stuff I don't like! (bang, bang) The Tea Party... That's that stuff I don't like! (bang, bang) Mitt Romney's face... That's that... That's that stuff I don't like!