Oooooh! Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose One looks like mummy, with a cute little curl on top And the other one's got a big bald spot Exactly like his pop, pop, pop Pop-a-dop, pop, pop Pop-pop She put on the light in the middle of the night And whispered "Dear, let's go" He grabbed a sock and called the Doc He told him "Don't be slow" I got her there with time to spare And then I sat on pins Until the Doctor shook his hand And told him "You've got twins" Oooooh! Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose One looks like mummy, with a cute little curl on top And the other one's got a big bald spot Exactly like his pop, pop, pop Pop-a-dop, pop, pop Pop-pop We've got cribs and bottles and bibs All round our three roomed flat No time to see what's on TV No room to hang your hat
We're on the run, we're never done It's like a steeplechase They came in and they took over Like they owned the place Oooooh! Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose One looks like mummy, with a cute little curl on top And the other one's got a big bald spot Exactly like his pop, pop, pop Pop-a-dop, pop, pop Pop-pop It's twice the laundry, twice the milk It's twice the baby clothes It's double this and double that Oh how the money goes But now, you see, they both agree When all is said and done We've got twice the blessings And we've got twice the fun Oooooh! Twenty tiny fingers, twenty tiny toes Two angel faces, each with a turned up nose One looks like mummy, with a cute little curl on top And the other one's got a big bald spot The other one's got a big bald spot Exactly like his - Pop-pop