Man this snapchat sh**
It's too good
[Verse 1]
It all started when I called my friend to have a talk
He said, "We can snapchat". Why you wanna chat for?
So I went and got it from the app store
The next thing you know I'm all addicted like a crack who*e
It started off taking pictures I was that bored
My friends are like "Why you got to send me every damn thought?"
Cause you can photograph, write something and draw
On it, all colours. I just sound like an add for it
Haha. f** it, it's down sized trust me
I'm tryin' to be on instagram, but it just keeps buzzing
Let alone, eat some food. Let alone, study
I never see my friends, I snapchat them no worries like:
"What's up bro", they're like "What's up bro"
We just say nothing, but it's so damn fun though
Red ones, purple ones. I open all my cubes
It goes 'Tap to Load' man, 'Press and Hold to view'
Hoping that all you cop is nudes
But all you get is people taking picture of their shoes (Ah, what?)
The sad reality, your dog is not that cute (Sorry)
I've got to put my phone away, I've got a lot to do
But Snapchat, it's so addictive n sh**
[Verse 2]
I was the guy dissing selfies, saying they're lame (Mm, They are)
But f** it man, selfies are the name of the game (I guess so)
But you've got to do it sneeky if you're taking the train
That's called 'The look-away', quickly just take it and aim
Like, hope nobody noticed. Now don't forget to focus
Or it will come out bogus, now share your precious moments
How I'm use to feeling when you see the photos open (I know right)
But there is no reply, so you just sit there hoping
It comes in 20 minutes, so you know they've been posing
And it's the dead of winter, and they don't have no clothes on
That's when you know you're in man, that sh** is heaps hot
And when that type of images comes, you want to take a screenshot (Come on...)
But you don't cause you're decent, or the real reason is
Snapchat has a feature, so they gonna f**ing see it. (What, is that?)
(That's weak sh** Snapchat. How are you gonna do us like that?
Really? Still a good app
I'm so addicted to this sh**
I'm just gonna do the third verse right now, cool
Snapchat!)
[Verse 3]
Yo, but sometimes I see a lot of weird sh**
Some keep me up at night and really have a nightmare sh**
I'm appalled at, these photos that are all black
With writing, you should have texted me. You're in the wrong app\
And please don't take a photo of your ball-sack
I really don't want that, you'll be out of my contacts
I swear, all your hairy chest like f**ing Borat
Put that sh** away man, or I will not send you on back
(You know my thing, it's: 'alldaychubbyboy' Add me)