Dying was fairly easy,
So strange not to breathe,
And there is really a white light,
At least there was for me, And the trip upstairs was uneventful,
In fact is was kind of dull,
Floating away from my body,
I guess that that was my soul, Then i stood before these huge gates,
But i think that the pearls were fake,
Angels sang as they opened,
Quite flashy for heaven's sake, (Chorus)
16 minutes in heaven was more than enough,
The saints and f*ggots appall me, so this is tough,
Send me to hell cause i would much rather burn,
Drag up some preacher so that they, can take my turn, So i said god this place ain't for me,
I wanna smoke where the drinks are free,
I want some fun now that my dues are paid,
In a place where my wishes are made, (Chorus)
16 minutes in heaven was more than enough,
The saints and f*ggots appall me, so this is tough,
Send me to hell cause i would much rather burn,
Drag up some preacher so that they, can take my turn, (Musical interlude) They shovel sh** at 200 degrees,
So i made a deal for eternity,
Then Jesus said i could go,
Why serve above when you can rule below, (Chorus)
16 minutes in heaven was more than enough,
The saints and f*ggots appall me, so this is tough,
Send me to hell cause i would much rather burn,
Drag up some preacher so that they, can take my turn