[Intro]
This is King Jax..
Coming to you live..
From Doug's bedroom
And we poppin bottles of Kirkland brand sparkling water
Let me kick some sh** for you
[Verse 1: King Jax]
Practice makes perfect - No, practice makes me
With God given talent, I will succeed
Got unique flows, on my EP
Time to listen, f** who doubted me
Meek did it first, but now its my turn
Return to Saturn, light some fern, and watch it burn
I'm dropping bars, but I don't f** with xannies
These other rappers stink like sh** like dirty panties
Dream chaser, rocking a nice blazer
f** paper, beat the game up then break her
You probs thought I'd say that I'd rape her
But my main goal in life smoke excellence and inhale The Vapors
Jhene Aiko look-a-like a** fat from the mayo
And no I don't slang yayo
To the game I am muy obligato
Mi Spanglish sh**ty, shh or get fed to alligato's
Backstabbing b**h or betray hoes
I write the rules please call me Draco
Especially when I go and straight Drake hoes
Spark the blunt and pound a few cervezos
Woah
The rapping sk** will thrill
Lady I'm sorry your brain exploded but f** your medical bills
I'm ill
But not in a sickening sense
Slandering King Jax is a capital offense
Commence
Bring out your favorite rappers
I'll beat em up, down and even backwards
Lyrical maneuvers I've all but mastered
Hazardous adverbs so hot reverse Earth's axis
Relax this, will all be over soon
This van boutta get wilder but no National Lampoon
To bullsh** I am immune, I am the dark side of the moon
Body bag or cocoon, I don't know bet you swoon
I pour 40's in my cereal and I still f** with cartoons
Nineteen year old rapper doing his signature tune
Pay attention you buffoons, I'm raps newest tycoon
And you know the EP's coming soon, hash tag impending DOOM
Mother f** a Madlib; I was Born like This
I'm tired of sh**ty rappers, s** a dick Lil Twist
Spitting proverbial sh**, they say "wow this is sick"
I know my rapping is tight, but please get off of my dick
This is how it was writ "King Jax's teachings have the world split"
It may be hard to admit, but you know I murdered this sh**
I'm the prodigal son, you kids is just unfit
I suppose I'll take my crown and scepter and just brag for a bit