Dear Ma'am and Sir... no
To whom it may concern... no
Oh, I know,
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Troublemaker...
I wanna marry your son.
It's been so long now that I've been in love with your son.
He scares the other kids but it is towards him that I run.
He's got a way with words and when they crush test me my hair curls.
He's got a heavy metal style that drives me wild.
He's undeniably the best thing in this town.
I don't know what I'd do if he was not around.
Dear Mr. and Mrs.
Dear Mr. and Mrs.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Troublemaker