Bag of Cheetos on my left and a RockStar on my right
Meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
My cell phone is ringing
It's probably my girl
I let it go to voicemail
'Cause I've entered the world
Yeah I've entered the world
Listen I don't wanna nag you but
You've gotta stop playing that game!
You've been walking around as that stupid cow
For the past 11 days!
I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me
And I thought it would last
We used to go out
But now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back
He's too busy raiding
And I hate that stupid game
I don't have a problem,
I feel totally fine
But I've gotta k** Onyxia for the hundreth time
My cow might look stupid,
But he's an engineer
How could you not love him with all his epic gear?
With level 450 cooking
And level 450 fishing!
Baby I don't wanna be a pest
But you haven't showered in a week!
You've been walking around a made up town
For at least 1000 days
I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me
And I thought it would last
We used to go out
But now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back
He's too busy raiding
And I hate that stupid game
What happened to you honey?
You've hit a new low
All the gold you farm in your game couldn't buy me a rose
Oh baby I am telling you
I'll quit after tonight!
'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me
And I thought it would last
We used to go out
But now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back
He's too busy
I'm losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
He said he loved me
And I thought it would last
We used to go out
But now I'm just here waiting
He never calls back
He's too busy raiding
And I hate that stupid game