She's an ordinary girl Her family moved to Liverpool, she hates the school Burns the books and works in the supermarket 'Cause her cla**-mates teased when she said she'd be famous You don't need CSE's when you're going to be Miss World - And if they mispronounce your name Miss World - You'll just be happy that you came, Miss World Well the man on the phone said "Glamour work's a stepping stone towards the throne." And he was right 'cause she's televised tonight
Her new career begins and ends in tears As last year's quits and the crown just fits... And hey you've made the grade Don't be afraid of this world It's a hollow victory You've been doing things for charity But not for free... Cutting ribbons, open a supermarket You see how dark it is when the sash and the flashbulbs fade When they stop the cheques and you're only an ex-Miss World