You came in screaming
When you caught us on the bed
You dragged her by the hair screaming you fat s*ut
Then you grabbed an enormous electrical appliance and
I think it was a VCR and smashed it across my skull
Your perversity was so refreshing
Your deformity was so compelling
I bled profusely and left for the hospital
She said I don't think we should see each other anymore
I got six stitches and I thought it would give me some moral leverage
But it didn't it didn't it didn't
Your deformity was so compelling
Your perversity was so refreshing
I heard you mumbling again and again
You ba*tard you lied you ba*tard you lied you ba*tard
You lied you lied you lied
? the night you left me
I was sure you would stab me in my sleep
But I am still convinced that we were meant for each other
Clutching desperately to a wire mother