I've got a Jackson Pollack tatoo on my a**.
Video priest screaming out high ma**.
Sick little schoolgirls rolling round on my floor.
Jehovo witness knocking at my door.
Rednecks s**ing life from a can.
Naked women magazines making me a man.
Big Blond Bush, schizophrenic tits.
I come prematurely and I don't give a sh**.
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.
Jane Fonda spreading her legs on my TV.
I watch her exercise everyday - it's so healthy.
Serial k**ers straight from Transylvania.
Burning crosses and Biblemania.
I got a monster Trans Am - it's so f**ing cool.
I got Jimmy Hoffa floating in my swimming pool.
All my kids eat d**, got my cigarettes.
Don't give a f**!
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.
737 exploding Boeing jets.
Hemorrhoids and growing nuclear threat.
My president has colo-rectal cancer.
Bloody french fries at my McDonald's McMa**acre.
Black and Hispanic dying undercla**.
Baseball jocks cutting lines on gla**.
Monosodium glutamate to cook in my wok.
I got a herpes sore on the tip of my co*k.
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.