[Verse 1]
Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors, through a chip-pan firefight
Go into business with a grizzly bear
Just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair
[Verse 2]
Find a well known hardman and start a fight
Wear your shell suit on bonfire night
Fitting a circular hole with a peg that's square
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair
[Chorus]
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
[Verse 3]
Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
Kung fu fighting on your roller skates
Do the macarena in the devil's lair
But just don't sit down cause I've moved your chair
[Chorus]
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah
Oooh, yeah yeah yeah