Far away in a secret cove
In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh
We hide our mighty pirate ship
From the eyes of folk like you
Aboard the good ship Matey
We brew a toxic punch
It looks a bit like gravy
And it tastes like captain crunch
Ephemeral, delectable
Entirely undetectable
You'll need a pair of spectacles for
Diplomatic dog
I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island
So pour me a gla** of the pegleg potion
Always on the search for treasure
So pour me a gla** of the pegleg potion
Drink to the end of time
Take one part finest spirit
From Caribbean seas
Mix it up with monkey brains
And the scrapings from your knees
A dash of creme de cacao
A pint of french moonshine
Shake for 15 seconds
Prepare for drinking time
From Oregon to South Dakota
Underwater toilet quota
Driving in an old Toyota
Systematic frog
I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island
So pour me a gla** of the pegleg potion
Always on the search for treasure
So pour me a gla** of the pegleg potion
Drink to the end of time
We'll drink to the end of time