Some say the man's not wrapped too tight
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
But when he's on the scene, everything's alright
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
With a man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (HEY!)
I'm gonna stick with "The Guiding Light,"
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Lou don't worry 'cuz it's figured in
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
And he's got sharp teeth like Rin Tin Tin
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
With a man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (HEY!)
We'll stick with the "Light" through thick and thin
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
(Instrumental)
Captain Lou, Captain Lou, Captain Lou
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
With a man of a thousand faces
I know we'll be goin' places (HEY!)
I'm gonna stick with "The Guiding Light,"
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
Captain Lou, Captain Lou Albano
(REPEAT & FADE)
"They're talking about me!
Captain Lou Albano!
Maker of champions, baby!
Twelve tag-team champions!
I take them, I mold them
I think it's charisma, it's pandemonium!
It's psychedelic pandemonium!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha! I, am "the Guiding Light," ha ha!
I'm where it's at! Ah YEAH! CLCLA
80%, 60% of the net, 80% of the gross, 45% of the beef
72% of the weight, 83% of the gross, 87% of the net
60% of the what?, 40% of the gross, 32%, 22%,17%,19%
12%, 8%, 84563Iforgot, 12, 9, 8,24563, sound off