[Intro]
[The Lonely Island]
(I'm being serious) YO!
{*blam blam blam blam blam blam blam*}
It's the wild wild West
You came to the right place my man
Get ready, here we go
(NEW sh*t!)
[The Lonely Island]
Welcome my friends to the old saloon
Everyone in town is hangin out
If you gotta drink well you drink it down!
Then we'll all go have s** with who*es (BRAND NEW!)
[The Lonely Island]
I'm Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town
On my horse, you bet'cha, on my horse
That's the thing in the old West times
Everybody enjoys a good horseride
[The Lonely Island]
TRY TO CHEAT AT CARDS YOU'LL GET THROWN OUT
Right out the saloon door on your bu*t {*laughing*}
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven! (DJ LEARY)
Flippin the jib with Calamity Jane
And you're another guy that's probably an injun
[The Lonely Island]
This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss
OH NO~! Mustache smells like piss!
So that's the story when you get down to it
The old wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So just put that in your pipe and smoke it
(“DJ WAAAAAAAAAH”)
[The Lonely Island]
I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here {*fades out*}