[Intro]
Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review
(No problem) So you're in charge around here
Is that fair to say? (Absolutely, I'm the boss)
Okay! So take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
[The Lonely Island]
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a s** line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harra**ment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
sh** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh f** man I can't f**ing do it, sh**!
p**y out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
s** a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
s** my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
f** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
[Outro]
Uh-huh
So that's an average day for you then? (No doubt)
You chop your balls off and die? (Hell yeah)
And I think at uhh one point there
You said something about s**ing your own dick (nope)
Actually I'm pretty sure you did (nah that ain't me)
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me (I'm the boss)
Yeah no I got that, you said it about 400 times (I'm the boss)
Yeah yeah I got it! (I'm the boss)
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!