Go One, two, three, four Rejoice, rejoice, God's ears are stitches Oh rejoice, his eyes are big X's Oh rejoice, his arms are burning witches Oh rejoice, his hands perform hexes Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you And rejoice despite the fact this world will k** you And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds Rejoice because you're trying your best And rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning Oh rejoice, the sky's f**ing falling Oh rejoice, the world we know is turning Oh rejoice, your father's been calling Rejoice although this world will devastate you
And rejoice although this world will penetrate you And rejoice although you will not survive Rejoice you'll never make it out alive And rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair Oh rejoice, your nails all got chewed off Oh rejoice, and holy f** you're bleeding there Oh rejoice, you burned your whole beard off Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you And rejoice despite the fact this world will k** you And rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds Rejoice because you're trying your best