The first month after you left
I drank and jerked off until I slept
I went to work when I had to
And then came home
I fed the dog when I had to
I fed myself when I had to
Went out of town when I had to
And then came home
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And I know this won't last forever
But god damn it it feels like forever
Since we've been together
Until we'll be together again
The second month after you left
I still felt really depressed
But I've got plenty of other things to spend my time on
I hate whiny f**ing songs like this
But I can't afford a therapist
Sorry guys, here's a solo
And it's harder to be yourself
Than it is to be anybody else
I wish that I were someone closer to you
[Hook]