Well, once when I was eight
Everything was going great
Until my father, he tried to k** me
By the time that I was nine
My daddy was doing time
And my mother had enlisted in the army
I wish my father had loved me more
By the time was that I was ten
My dad's life was going to end
'Cause he was going on ninety
By the time I was eleven
My daddy was up in heaven in the clouds
Staring down at me
And I can't help but miss him
Even though he hit me everyday
And he tried to hang me with a belt once
And he took nude photographs of my body
And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million
And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer
And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country
And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world
So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me
And I'm glad that he tried to k** me
And I'm glad he took those pictures of me
I am glad my daddy didn't love me
I said I'm glad my daddy didn't love me