When I was a little boy
I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey
While she was pregnant
Unbeknownst to me
I felt bad to say the least
And when my little brother was born
He had
What they call
"Fetal alcohol syndrome"
The kids used to laugh and taunt him as we'd walk to school
Its about this time that I discovered a drug
Called crack-c**aine
And by the second grade, I had my cla**mates hooked
And in the fourth grade I threw a big crack party, everyone was invited
And I got a girl named cynthia to blow my little brother for a fix
And no one would f** with us
After that