[Hook 2x]
You mix and match, this and that
Take a little bit of Jesus and add the fat
Yeah you mix and match, this and that
Take a zodiac, add a yoga mat
[Verse 1]
Cholesterol Satan meet Pac Man Jesus
If we eats dots then he will appease us
Helps us find whatever will please us
Build up, multiply the disease in us
Save ourselves from this fairytale land
A new reality hits the newsstand
Search throughout and I'll sample
Any idea that I find is ample
Mix of a little bit that I see
With my new love of astrology
Or astronomy, or any ology
Honestly who cares what I believe
If the answer's in Genesis is the question in Exodus
Wait hold that thought, I'll ask the ghost next to us
[Vesre 2]
I'm the ghost next to you, let me explain it
This is a perfect picture and I'm gonna paint it
Your ideas of religion, man, are brutally tainted
Have a seat for a minute and let's get acquainted
You'll never find that answer in religion
And you'll never know the root of original sin
And you'll never have focus on what's important
If you want the truth you gotta look within
You won't find God in a church or a temple
Sorry to say it but life ain't that simple
If we all were Christians then we'd all be saved
And that's the same sh** that the m**ms say
The greatest conspiracy ever told on earth
Is when we were lied to about a virgin giving birth
[Hook 2x]
You mix and match, this and that
Take a little bit of Jesus and add the fat
Yeah you mix and match, this and that
Take a zodiac, add a yoga mat
[Verse 3]
As long as I don't hurt anybody
I can do whatever makes me mighty
Pick the heaven that I wanna go to
Take all my pets, make my own zoo
Because I believe in self-reliance
I can come up with a pseudo-science
I'll buy into geocentricity
Because the Bible says so, is that lunacy
Is it six days or is it thirteen billion
Crazy fundies how do we deal with them
Maybe we'll all write a story
Sittin' on the beach in purgatory
[Verse 4]
I don't need to be a Christian to say that I'm a j**
And I don't need Allah to be a Hindu
Jesus died on the cross or was it a stick
Honestly who really gives a sh**
At the end of the day, the moral is true
In this life it ain't all about you
We all got demons bottled up inside
But you'll never stare Satan in the eye
And you'll never be in heaven, on that you can bet
At the end of your life you're gonna regret
False idols, false religion, all the same sh**
Spending 24 hours on the internet
When the world around you crumbles and life fades away
Did your life really matter or did you just decay?
[Hook 2x]
You mix and match, this and that
Take a little bit of Jesus and add the fat
Yeah you mix and match, this and that
Take a zodiac, add a yoga mat