And then he cut it off Hahaha, ay, who next? Who next? Ay, ay, Jamal, come up Somebody else, ay, who next man? Calvin, you next? (Nah, nah) Midget? Rascal? (No, no no) It's mine? On mine? I'm gon' tell a story, man Aight aight, it's like this Well, it was half past eleven o'clock, ready to rock I'd been searchin' for a spot all week, where they be doin' the freak But no one knew I didn't panic, remained calm Thought, "Why not just go out on a mission, like James Bond?" Double-oh-seven, since I'm the great, I'll be double-oh-eight So I went into the closet and got my gear straight Jumped in the car, drove for an hour, with no luck Started havin' doubts and that's about when trouble came up Twelve thirty at night, I'm at a street light and hot Restin' my head back (Boom) I heard a shot fired through my back window Broke the gla** then hit dash metal No time to look both ways, I hit the gas pedal Now my mission is real like Special Ed Gettin' shot at with a shotty and I wish I had a jet to hit Maximum thrust 'fore they bust one and hit me Square in the back can't understand I was the wrong, man That they were after, I wish they'd see the light, no joke But in the meantime, I broke and hit a quick right Dipped to an alley, turned off my lights and ducked And I guess none of 'em saw me, they kept goin' up Crenshaw, good Opened my eyes for surprising more to see the alley I was in lead to the party I'd been lookin' for All out of breath and could hardly speak But soon as I walked in the door, honey asked me if I wanted to freak She did the freak She did the freak She did the freak She did the freak Well, I'm back on the move, yeah, back on the mission Gettin' jocked and sh** 'cause my pocket's thick I guess they heard I had a record deal And I'd expect that would change their views, do's and don'ts
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