Secret s** is the first s** you ever had
Secret s** is the first to make you glad
Sneak out the window and walk down the street
And there waiting for you is your secret treat
Ah secret s**
Time goes by, you're married, and you're living with your wife
You tell her that you gotta go out tonight
You say that you're going to the bar
And around the corner there's your girlfriend in her car
Waiting for you cuz you got secret s** for her
Secret s** is so fun, but sometimes it's not
And you know what I'm talking about
The time when you got caught
You felt like an a**hole, you really felt shot
You wonder was it worth it, you think that it was not
But I bet when you get a chance you'll go out and do it again
Secret s** is the best
Forget the rest, take secret s**