Who's there?
Who's stealing around the place?
Who's groping about for my wallet?
Who's tampering with my pocket?
Who's there?
Lock your door, and co*k the gun
Or take your money and run
I said lock your door, and co*k the gun
Or take your money and run.
They're going to coax you and cheat you
Cajole you and treat you like a fool
Just for fun
They're coming and coming, P & B
They're coming and coming around (twice)
So lock your door, and co*k the gun
Or take your money and run.
Lock your door, and co*k the gun
Or take your money and run
I said lock your door, and co*k the gun
Or take your money and run.
With innocent smiles and oily jokes
Lots of charm and ratty clothes
They can fool just anyone
Oh, they're coming and coming, P & B
They're coming and coming around (twice)
So lock your door, and co*k the gun or run
They're coming and coming, P & B...