Frosty the snowman, had a dick of snow
He could only f** a b**h if her p**y was real cold
Frosty was frustrated, but that's how the cards was dealt
When a girl would pa** with a big hot a**, his dick would surely melt
Spring will be here and his dick will disappear, like a ice cube in a parking lot
Frosty tried to f** this girl named doc but her p**y was too hot
Frosty the snowman was never able to come, he tried to f** a queer, the sun would appear and frosty had to run
Now its time for Frosty's dick to disappear (say what)
He'll say goodbye but don't you cry, he'll f** you again next year
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