[Hook]
How many witches got magic?
Don't tease; I can't stand it
Come on, get off, lemme have it
Rawest wizard on the planet
Rawest wizard on the planet
Come on, get off, lemme have it
Don't tease; I can't stand it
How many witches got magic?
[Verse]
Let me know
I got a couple brand new roles for you to fill
Put you in some positions that are solid gold
This midas touch makes frigid s*uts become precious women to fold
Like linen on the sheets. I am grinning when they see stains
Winning this race. I'm taking pains to stay clean and white
Like Charlie Sheen's c**aine. The highest kite cannot explain
How I electrify the air when I'm walking by
I make a lot of moves; never static witch, my wire's live
It's no surprise most wizards can't stand it
If you're getting wise to my plan then you know I want the planet
Haters rise to the stand to testify and go, “Dammit”
There ain't much to say. You ask why; can't understand it?
Sorry, can't help you. I'm just a mad magician with a bed at Bellevue
Don't you listen, how many times should I tell you?
This swell dude got bars that'll make your ears ring like a bell do
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[Another Verse]
The world is yours; I'ma grab it
Introduce the swirl Nesquick, to these Jessica Rabbits
Go rabid at the foam party (can't spot me that quick)
Thanks Waldo, where's a blunt? I can match it
I'll clank hoes, only if they're ratchet
It's showtime. Thanks. k** Daxter then Jak it
Work out a couple kinks as a respectable man
I'm about to f** up how you think. Did you expect nothing then?
A couple words tossed within the brink. Salad friends, dressed up
Lay in wet pipe, down the sink. Come again?
What's the hype? Don't pretend. You hate your life
What'd you say?
How long'd you date your wife? Ohkay, let's call it a night
Nah, let's call it a day in the life
Of the 3rd grader that learned to use a knife;
Either slitting your wrists or you're gonna k** ‘em twice
Burn the roaches; let ‘em die
Make Earth scratch its head and rule the planet of the lice