here we go
no no no (whoo ooh)
piece of sh** car,
i gotta piece of sh** car
that f**ing pile of sh**
never gets me very far.
my cars a big piece of sh**
cause the shocks are f**ing shot,
and my seatbelts f**in broken,
i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of sh**)
i cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big f**ing crack,
and the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of sh**)
(piece of sh** car) piece of sh** car
(hes gotta piece of sh** car)
it s**s royal dick (that f**in pile of sh**, never gets him very far)
oh f** you car.
its got no CD player,
its only got the 8-track.
whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his a** too)
and i got no f**ing brakes,
im always way out of control,
11 times a day i hear "hey watch it a**hole" (you f**ing piece of sh**).
(piece of sh** car)
i've got a piece of sh** car (hes got a piece of sh** car).
diesel gas s**s my a**! (that f**ing pile of sh**)
that pile of metal sh** (never gets him very far.)
oh what the f** did i do,
what the f** did i do,
what the f** did i do,
to get stuck with you?
you're too wide for drive-thru
and you smell like the shoe,
but im too broke to buy something new.
ah f** me.
the engine likes to flood,
the car always f**ing stalls,
and the seat cushions got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the balls. (ouch ouch ouch)
plus the doorlocks are busted,
i got to use a f**ing coat hanger. (what a pain in his a**)
and if a girlie sees my car,
theres no chance i'll ever bang her. (he'll never ever get the p**y)
hey shut up!
(piece of sh** car)
you piece of sh** car. (hes gotta piece of sh** car)
you piece of sh** car (piece of sh** car)
bald f**ing tires (hes got a piece of sh** car)
no rearview f**ing mirror (piece of sh** car)
7 different colors (hes got apiece of sh** car)
f**ing rag for a gas cap (piece of sh** car)
tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of sh** car)
whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of sh** car)
cabbie give me a push!